Pappu: Papa Mai Shadi Karna Chahta Hu Santa: Mafi Mango Pappu: Bina Galti Ke? Santa: Ha Pappu: Sorry Maaf Kar Do Santa: Bahut Achchhe Tum Sahi Kah Rahe The Ab Tum Shadi Ke Liye Bilkul Taiyaar Ho
Armi Traning Afsar: Ye Hath Men Kya Hai? Banta: Sar Banduk Hai....! Afsar: Ye Banduk Nahin! Tumhari Izzat Hai Shaan Hai Ye Tumhari Maa Hai Maa!! Afsar: Santa Ye Hath Men Kya Hai? Santa: Sar Ye Banta Ki Maa Hai Uski Ijjat Hai Uski Shan Hai Aur Hamari Mausi Hai Mausi...! Sar Behosh
Banta: Cardiologist Aur Gabbar Singh Men Kya Samanta Hai? Santa: Dono Yahi Salah Dete Hai Ki Tune Namak Khaya Hai Ab Goli Kha
Tantrik: Beta Tujh Par Ek Chudail Ka Saya Hai! Santa: Baba Main Thappad Mar Dunga Jo Meri Bivi Ke Bare Men Kuch Kaha To!!
Santa: Jab Meri Nai Nai Shadi Hui Thi To Mujhe Meri Bivi Itni Pyari Lagti Thi Ki Man Karta Tha Kha Jaun Banta: Aur Ab? Santa: Kha Hi Jata To Acha Tha
Santa Ne Dhaba Khola Grahak: Meri Chay Men Makkhi Doob Kar Mari Padi Hai Santa: To Kya Karu? Main Dhaba Chalaun Ya Inhe Tairna Sikho